Unfortunately, Walter iPhone, head of the iPhone farm, took it as no mistake. He knew how jealous Thaddius was of his farm and his very large breasted wife, Siri. So Walter snuck into the Android's barn and desecrated a whole month's worth of harvested corn. Thaddius was furious, feeling this retaliation was above and beyond what was deemed appropriate. He was quoted saying to his very flat chested wife, “Shit just got real.” So one night while Walter was away, Thaddius went over to the iPhone farm and proceeded to rape and kill Walter’s three daughters and his very large breasted wife, Siri. Then he placed their heads on pikes on the border of his property and fed their torsos to his pigs. Shit did indeed just get real, thus starting over 500 years of war and bloodshed between the two families. An interesting and and highly ignored fact is much of the Civil War was a battle between the Android and iPhone families from the north and the south.
Only recently have the two sides calmed their quarrels and marginalized their feuding into cell phones. But many believe it is only a matter of time before the hatred boils over and the streets will once again flow with the blood of the innocent. The late General Stanley Android once said "War is hell." Then he looked to the sky, raised his fist and said it slower "War...is...hell." And the dramatic effect was felt by all around him.