"Of course you don't know. You don't know because only I know. If you knew and I didn't know, then you'd be teaching me instead of me teaching you and for a student to be teaching his teacher is presumptuous and rude. Do I make myself clear?" - Mr. Turkentine (Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory)
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The idea for this blog was the drunken, late night, just the tip accident child of extreme boredom and thinking I can do this better than other people. And let me tell you, when I first laid eyes on that beautiful little bastard, I knew I was in love. So whatever my scattered brain comes up with and wants to spew out, I'll put up for your viewing pleasure. There's really no formula. Fake news, opinion pieces, short stories, one liners, the good, the bad and the elephant man. You will find it here. So hop in, buckle up, check those mirrors and grab a roadsodie. I'm buying.
The idea for this blog was the drunken, late night, just the tip accident child of extreme boredom and thinking I can do this better than other people. And let me tell you, when I first laid eyes on that beautiful little bastard, I knew I was in love. So whatever my scattered brain comes up with and wants to spew out, I'll put up for your viewing pleasure. There's really no formula. Fake news, opinion pieces, short stories, one liners, the good, the bad and the elephant man. You will find it here. So hop in, buckle up, check those mirrors and grab a roadsodie. I'm buying.
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