​Roadsodie Company Picnic Ruined When Sharon Brought Fudge Made With Velveeta Cheese.
Not every fudge is created equal.  2/26/2021   News



Dumb Baby Thinks I Took His Nose
♫Like baby, baby, baby nooo♫    2/26/2021   News



​Anti-Vaxxer, Novak Djokovic, Makes Australian Open Finals Despite Contracting Polio, Smallpox and Mumps.
 What a total Djok.   2/18/2021   Sports



Tell Me Your Favorite Girl Scout Cookie and I'll Tell You Your Point Break Character.
 If you want the ultimate cookie, you've got to be willing to pay the ultimate price.   2/13/2021   Mixed Nuts



​Jeopardy Contestants Avoid 'Sports' Category to the Chagrin of Guy Sitting on Couch in Football Jersey.
​What is Angry Sports Guy for $800?     2/13/2021   Entertainment



Las Vegas Boxing Commission Under Investigation After Dangerously Undersized Boxer, Little Mac, Dies in Ring.
TKO Forever.  2/13/2021   Sports



The Weeknd Surprises Everyone at Super Bowl Halftime with Rendition of "Everybody's Working for the Weekend."
If you're going to work for something.   2/7/2021   Sports



​Wife to Husband: "Stop trying to convince me how cool Gavin Rossdale is."
Ai yah yah yah yah.   2/6/2021   Entertainment


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Can We Discuss That Huey Lewis and the News Song About His Boner....
That's the power of love.   2/6/2021   Entertainment


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"At Least We're Not 3 Doors Down,"  Says Nickelback Frontman.
I think we found your Kryptonite.  1/19/2017  Entertainment


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I Wouldn't Let You Stay in My Room if You Were Growing on My Ass:  An Ode to Buzz McCallister.
Don't you know how to read phlegm-wad?  12/07/2016   Entertainment


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Weather.com is the Stuff of Fucking Nightmares
Partially cloudy with a chance of impending doom.  11/06/2016   Mixed Nuts




The Chicago Cubs Plan to Retire if They Win the World Series
Cubs win! Cubs win!...And then take their ball and go home.  10/25/2016   Sports




Joe Buck Accepts Clayton Kershaw as His Lord and Savior
For all have sinned and fall short to the glory of Kershaw.  10/18/2016   Sports




Terminator 2: Judgement Day Inspirational Posters
I have detailed files on human anatomy.  10/12/2016   Mixed Nuts




Progressive Cardinals Fan Says He'll Root for the Cubs This Post-Season 
Root, root, root for whoever's winning.  10/6/2016   Sports




Pond Dries Up After Boy Drinks From Water Fountain for Too Long
"Leave some for the fishes."  10/4/2016   News




Roadsodie.com Under Fire for Having a White Only Staff
#BoycottRoadSodie  9/28/2016   News




Nirvana's "Nevermind" Turns 25 Today
Come as you are.  9/24/2016   Entertainment



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The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon Announces Change in Format.
So rad to meet you bro.   9/19/2016   Entertainment



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I AM GROOT
Aren't we all?   8/7/2014   Entertainment



The Lead Singer of That Band You Don't Know is Going Solo
You guys are like totally holding me back from stardom.   7/8/2014   Entertainment




What If Every Movie Title Told You The Ending Like Lone Survivor?
Spoiler alert?   6/5/2014   Entertainment




Rams May Draft Offensive Tackle; Football's Version of Socks on Christmas
Ugh, I guess I need them.   5/9/2014   Sports




Lot Walks into a Bar...
The Old Testament.  God's Rated R Movie.   4/10/2014   Mixed Nuts




Sub Zero:  "I'm a Gay Man."
 Mortal Koming Out. 4/8/2014   News



Softball Game Between Feuding Mob Families Doesn't End in Violence
When the ball hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're crowding the plate.  4/2/2014   Sports




Coach Uses Alec Baldwin Speech From Glengarry Glen Ross at Youth Soccer Game
It takes brass balls to coach pee wee soccer.   3/26/2014   News




NCAA March Madness Derogatory to Crazy People?
Cray Cray.   3/20/2014   Sports




Catholics to Eat Only McDonald's Filet-O-Fish Pope Says.
Twenty hail marys and a side of fries.   3/12/2014   News




Girls of St Louis Mardi Gras (NSFW)
Did I do that?   3/3/2014   Mixed Nuts




The John Frusciante Interview
Room Temperature Chili Pepper.  2/24/2014   Entertainment




​Roadsodie.com Creator Found Dead in His Home From Apparent Writer's Block
It's like that time I.......went to that one place.....and did......something  2/20/2014   News




Gangs of New York Valentine's Day Candy
Taste like a native victory over the foreign hordes. 2/14/2014   Mixed Nuts




I am Soooooo Super Pissed About the New
I, Frankenstein Movie:  A Special Guest Editorial by Frankenstein's Monster 
Urrrggggghhhhhh FIRE......whoever came up with this movie.  2/10/2014   Entertainment




​Which Gravity Character Are You?
Space is full of attractive people.  2/4/2014   Entertainment 




​Basset Hound Rants He's "The Best Player in the Puppy Bowl."
You don't have to like him but you have to respect him.  1/30/2014   Sports




​​Super Mario Sues Nintendo Over Dementia Claim.
It's ah-me......  1/30/2014   News




Samsung and Apple:  A 500 Year Old Tale of Murder, Betrayal and Cow Larson.
​It's like East Coast vs West Coast with tech nerds.  1/28/2014   News

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You Can't Spell "Words With Friends" Without Letters.
Let's work together to keep the free space free.  1/27/2014   News