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"At Least We're Not 3 Doors Down,"  Says Nickelback Frontman.
I think we found your Kryptonite.  1/19/2017  Entertainment

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I Wouldn't Let You Stay in My Room if You Were Growing on My Ass:  An Ode to Buzz McCallister.
Don't you know how to read phlegm-wad?  12/07/2016   Entertainment

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Weather.com is the Stuff of Fucking Nightmares
Partially cloudy with a chance of impending doom.  11/06/2016   Mixed Nuts

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The Chicago Cubs Plan to Retire if They Win the World Series
Cubs win! Cubs win!...And then take their ball and go home.  10/25/2016   Sports

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Joe Buck Accepts Clayton Kershaw as His Lord and Savior
For all have sinned and fall short to the glory of Kershaw.  10/18/2016   Sports

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Terminator 2: Judgement Day Inspirational Posters
I have detailed files on human anatomy.  10/12/2016   Mixed Nuts

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Progressive Cardinals Fan Says He'll Root for the Cubs This Post-Season 
Root, root, root for whoever's winning.  10/6/2016   Sports

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Pond Dries Up After Boy Drinks From Water Fountain for Too Long
"Leave some for the fishes."  10/4/2016   News

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Roadsodie.com Under Fire for Having a White Only Staff
#BoycottRoadSodie  9/28/2016   News

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Nirvana's "Nevermind" Turns 25 Today
Come as you are.  9/24/2016   Entertainment

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The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon Announces Change in Format.
So rad to meet you bro.   9/19/2016   Entertainment

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I AM GROOT

Aren't we all?   8/7/2014   Entertainment

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The Lead Singer of That Band You Don't Know is Going Solo
You guys are like totally holding me back from stardom.   7/8/2014   Entertainment


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What If Every Movie Title Told You The Ending Like Lone Survivor?

Spoiler alert?   6/5/2014   Entertainment

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Rams May Draft Offensive Tackle; Football's Version of Socks on Christmas

Ugh, I guess I need them.   5/9/2014   Sports

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Cinco De Mayo Kicks Seis De Mayo's Ass

And the rest of De Mayo quite frankly.  5/6/2014   Mixed Nuts

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Another New Ballpark Village Dress Code; Now with More Racism
We don't take kindly to your kind.   4/16/2014   News

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Lot Walks into a Bar...
The Old Testament.  God's Rated R Movie.   4/10/2014   Mixed Nuts

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Sub Zero:  "I'm a Gay Man."
 Mortal Koming Out. 4/8/2014   News

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Softball Game Between Feuding Mob Families Doesn't End in Violence
When the ball hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're crowding the plate.  4/2/2014   Sports

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Coach Uses Alec Baldwin Speech From Glengarry Glen Ross at Youth Soccer Game
It takes brass balls to coach pee wee soccer.   3/26/2014   News

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NCAA March Madness Derogatory to Crazy People?
Cray Cray.   3/20/2014   Sports

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Catholics to Eat Only McDonald's Filet-O-Fish Pope Says.
Twenty hail marys and a side of fries.   3/12/2014   News

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Girls of St Louis Mardi Gras (NSFW)
Did I do that?   3/3/2014   Mixed Nuts

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The John Frusciante Interview
Room Temperature Chili Pepper.  2/24/2014   Entertainment

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Gangs of New York Valentine's Day Candy
Taste like a native victory over the foreign hordes. 2/14/2014   Mixed Nuts

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Attractive Woman Gets 84 Facebook Likes for "Got a case of the Monday's" Status Update.
It's clever because it's never been used before.  2/10/2014   News

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​Which Gravity Character Are You?
Space is full of attractive people.  2/4/2014   Entertainment 

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​Basset Hound Rants He's "The Best Player in the Puppy Bowl."
You don't have to like him but you have to respect him.  1/30/2014   Sports

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​​Super Mario Sues Nintendo Over Dementia Claim.
It's ah-me......  1/30/2014   News

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Android and iPhone:  A Tale of Murder, Rape and Cow Larson.
It's like East Coast vs West Coast with tech nerds.  1/28/2014   News

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You Can't Spell "Words With Friends" Without Letters.
Let's work together to keep the free space free.  1/27/2014   News