Six month old baby Tanner thinks I have his nose. What he has failed to realize is I just pinched his nose and then wiggled my thumb between my fingers to make it look like it was his nose. It's almost impossible to generate the kind of force necessary to takes someone's nose off that way. And why in the world would I want his nose in the first place? What a dumb baby.
He also thinks I disappear when I put a blanket in front of my face. He literally thinks that this living, breathing person sitting right in front of him suddenly disappears just because of a blanket. It doesn't even cover my whole body. You can still see my legs. But he's still shocked when I drop the blanket. Like I just reappeared out of thin air. What an idiot.
Unfortunately it's this kind of stuff that makes me think your future isn't looking too bright baby Tanner. It's better you hear it from your Uncle Roadsodie first instead of from some cheap, second rate website. Hopefully you will find a rich, successful woman to marry because that's about the only hope you have. Now go drool on the playmat and stare at your hand for the rest of the afternoon.
He also thinks I disappear when I put a blanket in front of my face. He literally thinks that this living, breathing person sitting right in front of him suddenly disappears just because of a blanket. It doesn't even cover my whole body. You can still see my legs. But he's still shocked when I drop the blanket. Like I just reappeared out of thin air. What an idiot.
Unfortunately it's this kind of stuff that makes me think your future isn't looking too bright baby Tanner. It's better you hear it from your Uncle Roadsodie first instead of from some cheap, second rate website. Hopefully you will find a rich, successful woman to marry because that's about the only hope you have. Now go drool on the playmat and stare at your hand for the rest of the afternoon.
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