Weather.com is a portal to the seventh level of hell. Who knew? On the surface it's just a quaint, unassuming little website that you go to to find the weather of anywhere across the globe. But in reality it's a fear inducing, doomsday spreading, hysteria driven juggernaut on a path to destroy any happiness in your life.
I've noticed this a while ago as I visit Weather.com from time to time to, you know, check the fucking weather. So I started to compile a collection of these because I felt like it was my duty as a citizen of the world to warn the masses of the terror vortex that is Weather.com. These are a few of the completely unaltered headlines I've collected so far. Cue AC/DC's Highway to Hell and go....
I've noticed this a while ago as I visit Weather.com from time to time to, you know, check the fucking weather. So I started to compile a collection of these because I felt like it was my duty as a citizen of the world to warn the masses of the terror vortex that is Weather.com. These are a few of the completely unaltered headlines I've collected so far. Cue AC/DC's Highway to Hell and go....
What's the temperature out today? Massive toxic waste in Tampa?!?!
Should I bring a jacket? And bug spray! Goddamn Zika still!?!?!
I heard it might rain on Tuesday. Oh no! Not Asia!
Well at least it hasn't happened. There's just a chance.
Fuuuuuuucckkkkk!
Maybe I can barbecue outside today.... Oh no, I have to warn grandma!
Don't wanna close my eyes. Don't wanna fall asleep. Cause I'd miss you baby...
That's not bad. Change can be good. Please just no more horror.
*rocks back and forth in the fetal position*
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