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Lot Walks Into A Bar

4/10/2014

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      When was the last time you read The Bible?  Holy shit.  Talk about entertaining.  Especially the Old Testament.  Murder, rape, sex, incest, violence.  It literally has it all.  I’m not a religious person.  I understand why people seek out and need religion but I also understand why people despise it as well.  I started reading The Bible because I ran into a huge creative block in my blogging quest.  I was frustrated and was in need of some inspiration so why not go to “The Greatest Story Ever Told."  It did not disappoint.  

      Below I wrote one simple scene about the biblical character Lot, if he had walked into a bar for a drink.  If you don't know the story of Lot, this scene will fill you in.  Now keep in mind, everything I wrote about what happened to Lot (other then the whole walking into a bar thing) is completely ripped from the pages of The Bible.  I put the actual Bible verses at the very end so you can see for yourself.  All I can say is if I knew this kind of smut was at my disposal as a kid in Sunday School, I would have spent more time reading and less time drawing Ninja Turtles.  Enjoy....



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