When was the last time you read The Bible? Holy shit. Talk about entertaining. Especially the Old Testament. Murder, rape, sex, incest, violence. It literally has it all. I’m not a religious person. I understand why people seek out and need religion but I also understand why people despise it as well. I started reading The Bible because I ran into a huge creative block in my blogging quest. I was frustrated and was in need of some inspiration so why not go to “The Greatest Story Ever Told." It did not disappoint.
Below I wrote one simple scene about the biblical character Lot, if he had walked into a bar for a drink. If you don't know the story of Lot, this scene will fill you in. Now keep in mind, everything I wrote about what happened to Lot (other then the whole walking into a bar thing) is completely ripped from the pages of The Bible. I put the actual Bible verses at the very end so you can see for yourself. All I can say is if I knew this kind of smut was at my disposal as a kid in Sunday School, I would have spent more time reading and less time drawing Ninja Turtles. Enjoy....
Below I wrote one simple scene about the biblical character Lot, if he had walked into a bar for a drink. If you don't know the story of Lot, this scene will fill you in. Now keep in mind, everything I wrote about what happened to Lot (other then the whole walking into a bar thing) is completely ripped from the pages of The Bible. I put the actual Bible verses at the very end so you can see for yourself. All I can say is if I knew this kind of smut was at my disposal as a kid in Sunday School, I would have spent more time reading and less time drawing Ninja Turtles. Enjoy....
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